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beachdeath:

speaking of it’s been a minute since i spelunked in the baby names discussion facebook group

the admins of that group banned me because someone asked “good middle names for a kid named saint?” and i answered “bernard”

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shin-holly:

the-same-lie-twice:

gray-colored-life:

iamnotbitten:

halakitalot:

blissfully-winter:

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

CHRIST

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

nakedbybria:

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

yes.

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teaboot:

quietdeviant:

teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

SAME FRIEND, SAME

2019 Is The Year Of Not Even Remotely Fucking Around

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therealraewest:

iamnotsebastianstan:

iamnotsebastianstan:

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby

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photosbyjaye:

“I want to be with you, it is as simple, and as complicated as that.”

— Charles Bukowski
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